Love Thy Garment: Treat it like the royal treasure it is. We're talking love, not just a casual fling.
Show Us the Money: Payment upfront, darling! And, just like a stubborn stain, it's non-refundable.
Time is of the Sass: You've got 3 days – pick, prance, party, and return. First day is the grand pickup, last day is the fabulous return.
Fashionably Flexible Hours: Pickup and return between 8:00 am and 8:00 pm. Because even sass needs a schedule.
Text Me, Maybe: Share your digits during checkout. We'll send you the secret fashion handshake instructions via text. We're modern like that.
Meriden Magic: Pickup only in Meriden, CT. It's where sass and style collide.
Cleanliness is Sassiness: Cleaning is on us – no extra charge. Your garment will arrive as fresh as a sassy morning breeze.
Garment Assessment Drama: We'll inspect the returned royalty for damages or extra cleaning needs. Keep it drama-free, please.
Simply Slay: Most important of all – enjoy! Slay those days like the royalty you are.
